OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
I abandoned it… Hopefully the scan finishes up and fixes everything while I sleep uvu/
//FLIES AWAY WITH A BROKEN FAN-HEART
AW NO BE SAD UNBREAK YOUR FAN-HEART AND I’LL GIVE YOU A TOKYO BANANA
YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU ARE CRUSHING NY HOPES AND DREAMS. And dude my laptop won’t turn on so I have to support it as it struggles to come back to life eve/
IT’S TOO LATE FOR THIS BLOOMERS LMAOSDJKA
And awww poor laptop. Try giving it CPR.
Bloomers omfg what are you doing its midnight go to bed BIG DAY TOMORROW AND ALL
but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant
rabbit-just-smashed-your-window:
i want to be a bee so i can fly near stupid people and make them
Set me free…my
HoneyBEEEEEEEEEEEEEFJKADSHALGIQWLAFIJERIUH3WIUAFHILERWUHWQIROTGHLKEWNHLOEFIUHAWIRLESHTOQGHLK,EWNHR,GIYL54YL HOLY SHIT ITS A BEE FUCK ITS GONNA STING ME SHIT FUCK
alright fold your papers in half
hot dog or hamburger
OH MY GOODNESS. A MALE GERMANY COSPLAYER.
I’m not a hetalian but gosh he’s a cutie~
Lipstickkk
Male, female— doesn’t matter, this is one DAMN good cosplayer. Oh god look at the freaking uniform and just… Everything… THE HAIR.
It’s basically young Ludwig, jfc…I’m jealous O_O
stops scrolling
stares for 10min